A random assortment of moments that made me laugh...
Jonah was really worried about his dad last week when he realized that there won't be any toothaches in heaven. He is pretty sure Joey will be out of a job in heaven.
I avoided Wal-Mart for at least a week. I inadvertently stole a bottle of top coat nail polish. (It's a long story.) Anyway, I set things right and paid for it when I finally went back a week later, but I was pretty sure for about a week that the next time I walked into Wal-Mart, the sirens were going to go off and I would be taken to jail for something I really didn't know I did. Joey teased me all week making it very clear that he was well aware he was married to a thief and saying things like, "well, we'll just see if you make it into heaven now..."
I will.
Both our kids learned to ride bikes without training wheels with little help from Joey or myself. I thought it was a fluke with Jonah when he just took off riding without training wheels a few years ago. But last week, Hannah did the same thing. She told us she was ready to ride without training wheels so we took them off. Then she took off. I seem to remember learning how to ride a bike being a bigger deal than that. Not to mention the scraped knees and bruised elbows back in my day. Not my kids. But I can't get too proud or puffed up about it because their skills seem to be limited to bike riding alone. We took them roller skating last weekend and (I might be exaggerating, but) they are the worst roller skaters on the planet. Seriously, they can hardly stand without falling down. It's hilarious and sad at the same time.
I fear my kids inherited my complete non-athleticism. We took them to play tennis as a family the other night and I heard Jonah telling Hannah that she needed to hit the ball with her "tennis bat." *sigh*
There is hope. Jonah started soccer this year and had his first game last weekend. His team won. Maybe the boy got some of his dad's sports genes after all. Go team!
Jonah looks so adorable and cute in his little shin guards and soccer cleats.
Joey and I made a quick little getaway to Minnesota a couple weekends ago. Joey surprised me with this trip for my birthday. It's been an unusually cold and snowy winter in Oklahoma, so naturally Minnesota was a refreshingly warm getaway spot. (Hahaha! Just kidding! But I do think the cold played a factor in the ridiculously good deal he got on our tickets.) We didn't take the kids and for a few seconds we felt really bad about it because we spent most our time at the
Mall of America where there is a super fun indoor amusement park that the kids would have loved. However, they would not have loved the two to three hours we spent in Urban Outfitters which just might be the coolest store in that entire mall. When we got home, Hannah found the map of the Mall of America and studied it for a few days. She kept saying, "I found this map, but I'm just not sure what it means yet." We didn't have the heart to tell her the truth. Below is a picture I took of part of the indoor park.

Minnesota is full of really nice people,
don't cha know. Some of them (particularly the ones that work at
Teavana) are so nice that they make a girl feel super cool if she compliments their free tea samples. Even cooler if she expresses interest in buying some of their fancy loose leaf teas as a gift for her sweet mothers. They sure made me feel like I was the bomb-diggity when I actually picked out some teas to buy. Then they mixed up my teas and told me the price. I died, but they were still acting uber cool about it. So I left Minnesota with my extremely overpriced but super yummy tea all neatly mixed up in a tin and packed in my suitcase. Would you believe I arrived in Oklahoma with that extremely overpriced super yummy tea ALL OVER my dirty laundry and shoes stuffed in my suitcase? Stupid tin. Blerg. Joey decided to try to salvage it. He kept saying it was fine because half the teas in that store had labels on them that stated that tea was "monkey picked" (whatever that means) so it really wasn't that much worse that our tea touched my dirty socks. *sigh* (The gift teas for our mothers did not spill, by the way.)
One of my new year resolutions was to learn to wear, walk and enjoy heels. I think I've succeeded because I actually prefer heels with my jeans now days. ....but... ummm... my feet hurt.
Hannah has always had an advanced palette when it comes to food. She tells me her favorite food right now is fish. Then she tries to lord it over Jonah and tell him that she is smarter than him because she loves fish and fish is "brain food." It's just too bad McDonald's doesn't offer their filet-o-fish as part of a happy meal. She is more than willing to forgo the toy in order to get her fish. It's rather unlike a five year old. Another favorite food (of our whole family) is edamame sprinkled with a little sea salt. The first time I had edamame, I actually tried to eat the pod it came in. Silly me. Don't cha know,
that's not how you eat it.
fin~